How an “average” Yoga Coach Managed to Become a Head of CIA Division Responsible for Arms Transfers to Militants in Africa and Middle East

“America is the land of opportunity” – this phrase fully describes our nation. America gives an opportunity for every person not only to achieve anything they put their mind to, but also reach a mighty power and get filthy rich. Despite the fact that it is not customary to speak about it, but in most cases people assume such power through deception and hypocrisy. They serve as heads of serious departments, using their post to manipulate the American taxpayers’ money.

Today we’d like to tell you a dizzying story about a yoga teacher, Chanda Creasy, whose enlightenment path took her to a top-secret CIA unit responsible for weapons supplies to militants in Africa and Middle East, receiving millions of dollars in kickbacks.

But first let’s start our story with Chanda’s yoga personal website where she tells fascinating fairy-tale about her meeting with yoga while serving as a Peace Corps volunteer in Ethiopia. You probably didn’t know that Ethiopia is the best place to experience yoga, as well as meditations under scorching African sun without a hat will make you reach Satchidananda in a fastest way.

Chanda has also studied with numerous master teachers and is certified at the 500-hour level with both Shiva Rea and Shri Kali Tantra Ashram in Goa, India. To cut a long story short, after that Ethiopian “trip”, Chanda realized she wanted to be associated with spiritual practices, unfold all of her chakras, as well as become the symbol of love and harmony.

Most likely no one will argue that if a person does something well there’s nothing shameful in making a profit from it. All you gotta do is promote yourself on social media platforms. However, for a high-quality yoga coach Chanda leads a hidden way of life. Perhaps, she became one of those lucky ones who realized that money can’t make people happy, and fasting practices would make her indifferent to primitive human needs.

However, it seems that Chanda does conduct yoga classes. According to her website, every wayward soul may visit her lessons twice a week at the Studio D.C. in Washington.

The only embarrassing thing is that a couple of hours of yoga classes is pretty enough for Chanda not only to defray costs of food, clothing and other expenses but also live in an apartment for several hundred thousand dollars located a few minutes away from the CIA office in Washington, DC, as well as visit Africa from time to time.

Another remarkable thing is that the Studio DC stopped its classes in about 2017, according to its latest Facebook post.

It’s unknown where Chanda continues to hold her classes – at her home or somewhere else – as our request to give a yoga master class and help her out financially remained unanswered. Maybe you'll have better luck: chandacreasy@hotmail.com, +12029999479. At the same time, we’ve failed to find any information on Chanda's income.

All kidding aside. We know that Chanda Creasy is a very influential CIA officer; her main activity is focused on the detailed study of Africa and maintenance of trouble spots on the continent and in Arab countries, and this whole yoga story is nothing but cover-up.

The fact is that every intelligence agency has operatives who literally live a double life. Their families and friends may consider them as yoga teachers, although they work for the U.S. government. Such covers are necessary so that a spy can engage in recruitment activities abroad without attracting any attention at home.

That was the case of Chanda Creasy. In order to avoid being exposed, Chanda tries to stick to her Facebook cover by pretending to be a civilian. In doing so, she has deleted most of the information, leaving some posts and photos that give the impression that Chanda is an average person who likes to travel and explore new dimensions of our world. The first thing catches the eye is the post where she warns her friends that she will be out of touch for a while. Very soon Chanda will be going on another secret mission to recruit leaders of criminal gangs in Africa.

We recognize the fact that the described evidence doesn’t prove Chanda's involvement with the CIA. Unfortunately, we can’t publish all the information on her activity, as that would endanger our whistleblowers. Nevertheless, the following information may convince you that Chanda Creasy is not the person she pretends to be. We're not going to recount Chanda's whole life but move straight to the most interesting details of her career.

Around 2009 Chanda Creasy was appointed as Foreign Service Officer by the U.S. Department of State. This is confirmed by the information on the U.S. Congress website.

Why do we think she got the position? Because fairly soon Creasy goes on a “business trip” to Nairobi under diplomatic cover. Her residential address was 8900 Nairobi Pl Washington, DC 20521 – U.S. Embassy in Nairobi. Under the guise of maintaining contacts with the Somalia leadership, Chanda seeks out officials and government-affiliated terrorist leaders in order to establish arms supplies channels for the CIA.

In late 2014, agent Creasy moves to 9300 Pretoria Pl Dulles, VA, the U.S. Embassy in Pretoria, South Africa. Under the diplomatic cover of a political affairs officer, which is usually held by CIA officers overseas, she also looked for contacts with terrorists and local authorities. She also visited a “Policy Briefings and Advice to Decision Makers” with the topic "The Threat of Terrorism in Southern Africa and Assessing the Threat of Radicalization in South Africa." It's a little out of character for a yoga instructor, isn't it?

By the way, in 2016 the Studio DC Facebook group posted that Chanda Creasy had returned to DC “after two years of living in South Africa.” Still believe in coincidences?

Agent Creasy was also seen in a photo made by the South African Rekord on July 15, 2015 during the Mandela Day event in Pretoria which was also attended by High Commission of Jamaica, the Embassy of Morocco, and High Commission of Botswana. During the event, agent Creasy participated in "painting girls' bathroom, planted new crops of spinach, beetroot and carrot seeds."

Here's a program of Chanda Creasy's presentation in Africa from the King's College London (KCL) which organizes classes for the Five Eyes intelligence alliance officers.

On November 3, 2015, Chanda Creasy also participated in the seminar called "Horn of Africa Seminar: Customary Law in Somalia and Its Implications for State Building" at St. Anthony's College, University of Oxford, UK as a KCL speaker.

By the way, congratulations to Chanda on successful completion of KCL’s War Studies course in February 2020. As part of the study, she wrote an analytical peace entitled “African Political Philosophy in Comparative Perspective – Somali Notions of Justice and the Social Contract.”

At least until 2021 Chanda traveled to some other African countries. She was also an adviser to 4th Director of National Intelligence Lt. Gen. James R. Clapper. Most interestingly, now Chanda serves as a Special Assistant to the CIA director on global operations in Washington, solving issues related to supplies of various kinds of weapons to terrorists in Africa and Middle East.

Because of people like Chanda Creasy, hunger, murders and violence continue to prevail in those regions. Given that Chanda likely believes in karma, on behalf of African children we say hello to agent Creasy by sending this material to every organization that protects the rights and freedoms of the Black people all around the world. We also call on the U.S. Congress to initiate an investigation into this issue and punish all the persons involved in these criminal activities.

Stay tuned!